...................................... . . . The Interstellar Times . . . . Authors: Dimension Master . . & The Giggler . . Vol. 06 . ...................................... THE POT GUIDE --- --- ----- Note from the Authors: We have never smoked marijuana, and never will. But our friend, Ernie Lundquist, has. He told us all the stuff that's in this file. P.S. Ernie lives at 2120 North Highland Avenue, Apartment B, Los Angeles, California 90028. He keeps his stash in his shower curtain rod. Now, that the file is finished, we don't need him anymore. THE EFFECTS OF GRASS --- ------- -- ----- Here are two "profound" revelations revealed to our friend Ernie while he was stoned: "Survival of the species is everybody's business," And "No matter how much you dislike pickles, it is, after all, the only thing that you can do with cucumbers." Sample Stoned Conversation ------ ------ ------------ VIRGINIA: Are you hungry? ANDY: No. (Long reflective pause.) Wait a minute. Did you mean am I hungry for food, or am I hungry in the abstract, like hungry for knowledge or adventure? VIRGINIA: What are you talking about? ANDY: You asked if I were hungry. VIRGINIA: Did I? ANDY: Yes. VIRGINIA: Well, are you? ANDY: Am I what? Hiding Places ------ ------ The Hollow Chairleg- This is not a good place. The chair will break when a cop is over asking about the man who used to live next door. Putting the grass in a small jar and putting that jar in a large jar of mayonaise- This is O.K. but you get mayonaise on your hands, and in your hair and everything. Throwing it way up high- Excellent, for very short periods of time. Dangers of Grass ------- -- ----- 1) Getting Busted -------------------------------------- You have smoked your first marajuana cigarette. It's your bedroom or living room alright, and everything is exactly the same, but everything is exactly different than it ever was before you were stoned. And suddenly you don't care about your arthritis, or that you have to appear in court that next day because of a speeding ticket, or that you've got a mid-term paper due in two days, or that you've only got one ear. ...................................... . The Interstellar Times . . (C)Text Department of A.D.E. . ...................................... X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X