20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Mens Room 1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3. Crosseyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink. 6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. 7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. 9. Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to watch it bubble. 11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next urinal will get blamed. 12. Patient - Stands very close for a long time. While waiting he reads with free hand. 13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. 14. Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. 15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both. 16. Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. 17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, and drowns. 18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. 19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. 20. Conceited - Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.