/-------------------------------------\ | | | Words That Are Not Heard | | On Public T.V. | | | | Written by George Carlin | | Typed by MIDI Amin | | | \-------------------------------------/ This is a list of words that are not normally said on TV. George Carlin started collecting them a few years ago, starting with: Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cock-sucker Mother-fucker Tits Then adding: Fart Turd Twat As you will see, the list has grown quite a bit since then. Enjoy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Crap Balls Prick Asshole Jackoff Jerkoff Scumbag Douchebag Hard-on Rod-on Boner Stiff Piss hard Blueballs Nookie Cooz Gash Slash Hole Slit Snatch Box Beaver Pussy Bearded Clam Chissom Cum Cream Juice Pecker Pecker-head Pecker tracks Dick Dork Dong Donnecker Wang Schlong Schwantz Pork Crabs Ass Butt Hiney Tuckus Bum Buns Cheek Screw Laid Diddle Plow Hump Bang Poke Patter Wham Knock up Bugger Brown Jugs Bazooms Knockers Knobs Lungs Balloons Dildo Joystick Hair pie Muff Corn hole Rim job Blow job Sugarbowl pie Suck off Give head Sit on my face Butt fuck Finger fuck Clap Gleet 69 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up your ass) Daisy chain Circle jerk Cock teaser Wet dream Cunt-struck Pussy-whipped Short arm Tuna taco Group grope Bull dagger Milking the chicken Gang bang Ball breaker Ball buster Murkin Bananas and cream Up the old dirt road Around the world Beat your meat Whack off Poontang Flogging your dong Pounding your pud Dingleberries Beating the bishop Milking the lizard Sit on it Fudgepacker Fart face Old fart Farting around Fart sniffer Ream Snake Raincoat Quickie Queer Queen Putz Put out Push Beef injection Dog style Pop your cookies Bust your nuts Knob One-eyed monster Pocket pool Tail Piddle Paddle the pickle One man band Snapper Notch Rod Shaft Stick Piece of ass Goddamit Pimp Hooker Punk Faggot Dike Lezzie Box lunch Seafood Hand job Hammer Hatch Head job Hot nuts Hum job Prong Jelly roll Jerk the gerkin Lob Meat whistle Cheese Scat fan Middle leg Whanking Bootie Love muscles Snappin' pussy Bitch Bastard Clam Bite the brown Goin' up mustard road Bone-on Bush Button Cunt lapper Cherry Tools Dingus Quief Quim Get off Joint Piece Stem Root Crack Cooch Crud Eat me Fuck you Up your ass Get laid Fuck off Piss off Piss on you Stick it Stuff it Ram it Jam it Cram it Horny Peter The one-eyed wonder worm Piece of ass Little brown eyeball Golden showers Pound cake Boy in the boat Brown eyes Brown nose Sloppy seconds Rod of love Mongolian cluster fuck Copping a feel Copping a cherry Copping a joint On the rag Flying the flag Riding the cotton pony Dipping your wick Going down on Dry hump Fist fuck Skin flute French job Furburger Nuts Hung Get your rocks off Get in Get it up Ginch Gobble Deezledike Rubber Shoot Sift Wad Cocksman Tit fuck Tong Rough trade Trick Weenie And... Yodeling in the gully ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ /-------------------------------------\ | | | Presented by MIDI Amin | | | | Call: | | Terrapin Station AE (505)865-0883 | | pw:CICADA | | Fourth Reich BBS (505)298-1705 | | Ind. Passwords | | | \-------------------------------------/ X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X