The Chaos R.P.G =============== The Most successful Sub on The Lost Resort Started on August 27th, 1988 This will be an ACCURATE accout of what transpired on the Lost Resort's Dungeons & Dragons R.P.G which led to the formation of the Chaos R.P.G. -- RESPONSE # 1 -- By STEX-LR11 On Sat Aug 27, 1988 3:21 PM Coiuud you give us a little better description Predator? Like what's south, north, etc. Is this a gate to a town or is it the castle were we are supposed to be crushed(ahemmm!)? Anyway until I get that info my guy (who isn't created yet) will sit down and pick wildflowers by the side of the road. Stex -- RESPONSE # 2 -- By KING POSEIDON-LR15 On Sun Aug 28, 1988 4:07 PM I stop people on the street, give them a flower, tell them my name, and ask them where the bar is... Bloodaxe -- RESPONSE # 3 -- By CRONUS-LR2 On Tue Aug 30, 1988 1:12 AM Oh SHIT! we have one of those HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you PEASANTS! DM's good GOD! what is this world coming to?! his application sure looked sane! Dammit ANYWAY! I suppose i will play along.. I hang around King Poseidon.. Why not.. I punch every person I see with a flower in the schnozz and say "Good Day!" -- RESPONSE # 4 -- By DOOMER-LR3 On Tue Aug 30, 1988 10:07 PM I drop to my hands and knees and start sniffing around and leaking on trees. Oh and any cats that I happen to see I think I'll chase... SpoT s -- RESPONSE # 5 -- By STEX-LR11 On Wed Aug 31, 1988 7:57 PM I pick a flower, put it in my hair, get into a yoga position and start chanting Stex -- RESPONSE # 6 -- By CRONUS-LR2 On Wed Aug 31, 1988 9:53 PM Well, I said it zand I MEAN it, I will punch ANYONE with a flower... I lob a punch at stex's face, (mabye THIS will get this slow sub going) he falls out of his yoga position, and I continue following poseidon and punching anyone he gives a flower to. -- RESPONSE # 7 -- By KING POSEIDON-LR15 On Thu Sep 1, 1988 3:01 PM I give a flower to cronus... KP -- RESPONSE # 8 -- By DOOMER-LR3 On Fri Sep 2, 1988 12:37 PM Seeing how still that Stex is lying I bark and run over and leak on his unconcious form. Then I see Cronus fighting with himself (Gee, he's winning too!) so I start biting at his ankle.. I think I think that I'm a pit bull! SpoT -- RESPONSE # 9 -- By CRONUS-LR2 On Sat Sep 3, 1988 3:57 PM I am now in the OUCH! midst OOOH! of SHIT! Battle with FUCK! myself THUD! wow! damn! ok I am now thouroghly beaten up, now I kick SpoT offa me, and I trip KP for the nice thing I did. as I pass by SteX I kick him a few times.. -- RESPONSE # 10 -- By STEX-LR11 On Sat Sep 3, 1988 10:06 PM "More, more!", shouts I! I crawl around after Cronus groveling, and whining for more pain...... Stex -- RESPONSE # 11 -- By KING POSEIDON-LR15 On Sun Sep 4, 1988 4:21 PM I start to build a giant temple out of wild flowers... then I will worship it.. BloodAxe! -- RESPONSE # 12 -- By TIMEHOPPER-LR34 On Sun Sep 4, 1988 10:16 PM As KP begins to worship, I emerge out of the top of the temple. Timehopper has arrived, so the adventure can now begin. (once mr. DM rolls me a character, that is... I AM GOD. THEREFORE I MUST BE AT LEAST 2 LEVELS HIGHER THAN KP, cuz he was worshipping me. Keep that in mind. -- RESPONSE # 13 -- By DOOMER-LR3 On Mon Sep 5, 1988 6:02 PM I quickly teleport from the Chaos sub back to here, just long enough to HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOOOOOWWWWW your temple in! Then I grab Cronus' ankle and rip it off. Then I quickly teleport to my field yelling, "I'm mightier than The Diplomat so I guess MY character should be 2 levels above HIM! SpoT -- RESPONSE # 14 -- By KING POSEIDON-LR15 On Tue Sep 6, 1988 5:46 PM well, just go ahead and deface my temple you mindless, smelly, knee biter!!! I grow and grow until I am 2.066*10^23 inches tall... then I grow 2 extra arms, and 5 more eyes... after that I fart on spot, and puke in Timehopper... and then shave my head, and beleave that I am a Buddest priest... Bloodaxe, the freindly! -- RESPONSE # 15 -- By DOOMER-LR3 On Tue Sep 6, 1988 7:09 PM (Guess I'll post here since KP seems to have brought me back from my peaceful field!) Well, FIRST I renew my deoderant to rid myself of KP's stench. Then I walk over to him and take a leak on his shaved head. "MEDITATE ON THAT ASS HOLE!!!!" Then I go to have a brief 'god Meeting' with Diplomat and try and strike an alliance with him. Our slogan: The Gods HATE buddhist monks!!!! (Hey, we're Gods we can beep if we wanna!) OH and THEN I bite off Cronus' OTHER foot so that he won't be able to chase me (not that it would even be a close race...). ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAP! That last paragraph was just put into PAST tense so you can't do a thing about it!!!(this is a Godly power and only me and Diplomat have it although we can only use it once a week...gotta have SOME limitations!) DOOM P.S. I'm beginning to like ripping off people's sign off's! My current list of reppee's: Cronus KP And now, SLEEPER!!! Who will be next??? P.S.S. Cronus and KP will STILL be hearing from my lawyer any day now... -- RESPONSE # 16 -- By DOOMER-LR3 On Tue Sep 6, 1988 7:14 PM Oh, BTW, I'd just like to say that I can get away with all of this 'cause your sign off's arn't Copywrited like mine...Of course I can (C) then for you...Free for the first user or two... DooM -- RESPONSE # 17 -- By TIMEHOPPER-LR34 On Tue Sep 6, 1988 10:22 PM With that refreshing puke in my system. I continue to grow to the size of the planet. first I squash kp (killing him) then I go destroy the whole adventure. From all those kills, I gain vast experience and become all-powerful and undefeatable The adventure is now over, and we need a new subop who will get this damn game going.= TTTTT H H EEEEE T H H E T HHHHH EEEEE T H H E T H H EEEEE END!!! Timehopper the great! -- RESPONSE # 18 -- By DOOMER-LR3 On Wed Sep 7, 1988 5:41 PM Epilogue -------- Doomer managed to escape this massive carnage returning to his field on the Chaos sub... DooM (c) --- RESPONSE # 19 -- By KING POSEIDON-LR15 On Wed Sep 7, 1988 7:59 PM and with tottal grace BloodaxE re-forms himself into a void for where he broadcast random slanderous messages to the universe... -- RESPONSE # 21 -- By CRONUS-LR2 On Thu Sep 8, 1988 7:15 PM The soul of Cronus is carried by the solar winds until it reacges the Chaos Sub, where it posesses the current Cronus-Figure there, meanwhile Doom's Lawyer reincarnates as a mole on KP's butt. -- RESPONSE # 21 -- By DOOMER-LR3 On Thu Sep 8, 1988 8:14 PM BUT! luckily MY PLASTIC SURGEON is able to remove MY LAWYER from Kp's butt and using his near-godly skills gives him a normal human body. THE END OF THE EPILOGUE -------- DooM (c) <--YES the OFFICIAL SIGN-OFF of the 1988 Olympics!