The Hotel California [312] 234-6237 ._____________________________________________________________________________. : : : Three Places to Easily Seduce Your Girlfriend or any Female! : : : : by : : Sylex Sirius : : Tha Apple Axis 1/6/85 : :_____________________________________________________________________________: Have you ever been so CLOSE to fucking this girl, but at the last second it's broken up? or are you the type who never got a chance? Well read on and find out the easiest ways! One of the best ways is at parties! Because the girl will probably be drinking and have your work is done right there! just get her to drinks a few more brews say 7 or 8 [So it will REALLY work] Then lead her off into some secluded space mom's bedroom, sisters bedroom, the hosts bedroom, or even a closet or a bathroom, so she won't feel awkard or that she is being wathced. This will help because most girls WANT to be fucked, but don't want others to know it! Now that your in place, start with the forplay, don't rush right in with you cock erect, saying 'Blowjob blowjob!' and then drop your pants! Just kiss her, then let it go to the neck, and work your way down to unbuttoning her pants, if you make her feel hot, she won't even notice if you do it right! Now slowly slip your hands up her shirt [if it's a pull over that's better] and bring your arms up to her shoulders [don't mess with the tits yet, later, you'll get your chance] and sorta' pop her short ove her head, now her pants are on the floor and she has no short. embrace her, and casualy undo the bra, feel up her ass a little too. Everything almost complete, and now we go for the grand prize, slip your hand down her undies and push it away while fingering her. Push her over unto the bed/ground whatever, if you don't know what to do from here, you shouldn't be reading this phile! hint, while doing this kiss her ALL the time, nowmatter where, stomach, neck, arm, tits, mouth anywhere to keep her occupied. On those hot sunny days invite her over for a swim, if you don't have a pool get invited to her house, if both of you don't have a pool use the bathtub now get her in [forget to invite others] the pool and swim around, chase her a little bit *accidently* touching her in places. One of these times accidently [G-D forbid] undo her bathing suite, she might or might not notice. If she does notice say "hay!! i didn't know you wanted to go skinny dipping!!" and throw your bathing suite out of the pool, it's 50/50 chance she will too. If she doesn't just swim up to her and start to employ the same tactics as previous paraghraph. If she's that kind of girl, just swim around for a while, not letting her see you've had a boner for the past hour! Then start chasing her again, when you catch her, kiss her in the back of the neck, then ram your member right up her ass! The rest is history, just clean up the floating sperm afterwards! The most common place to try and have sex is the -=*>MOVIES<*=- yes we've all tried it there and know to sit in the back, there is always concern before hand what movie? When should i Approach? she i try to go all the way? [as far as you can!] First, go to either a scary movie, or a real stupid one, because if she likes it, she'll want to watch it [hopefully she's not the blood lover kind!] Now to make it a successful evening splurge! buy her anything, popcorn, soda, candy, birth control. whatever! then when she is hugging you or whatever, [even girls at movies try just a LITTLE funny stuff] take advantage of it....and slowing repeat the fir st process, hopefully she will be popped before she even realizes what is happening! ._____________________________________________________________________________. : I wrtoe this for all the virgins out there....Good luck [iN ľour not a virg.: : who cares?] Read 'Tits for Free' it's really good sex guide! by Hmmmm... : : I forgot...... Later..... : :_____________________________________________________________________________: ________________________________________________________________________: Done! Press (Return) to continue :