********************************************************************************* ** *** *** ** ***** *** *** *** ***** **** *** *** ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *** ** ***** *** ** * *** ***** * * *** * * *** ** * A * *B * S * T *R* * A * * C * T *E *D * *** ** * * *** ** * * * * * *** * ***** *** *** ** [composed by abstracted] *** ********************************************************************************* T H E N E W J E R S E Y H I G H B Y A B S T R A C T E D* * /\/\/\/\/\/\ * * \/\/\/\/\/\/ * THIS IS JUST A COMPILATION A SUMMARY OF THE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE OBTAINED ON THE NEW* JERSEY HIGH OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS. I HAVE DONE THIS "TRICK" ON MANY PEOPLE AND* HAS PROVED SUCCESFUL IN MOST CASES. WARNING: DO NOT PERFORM THIS IF YOU DO NOT * HAVE LIFE INSURANCE. SOMETIMES, RARELY, IN CERTAIN CONDITIONS FROM WHAT I'VE * SEEN THE PERSON WHO IS UNCONCIENCE SHAKES. THIS IS BECUASE OF THE UNBALANCE THAT* THE SUGAR AND THE PERSON'S HEART WITHSTAND. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY GET HURT * FROM THIS BUT I HAVE DONE RESEARCH AND IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THAT IF YOU DO IT TO A* GREAT EXCESS, THEN THERE MIGHT BE NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS. I TAKE NO BLAME FOR ANY* MISHAPPENINGS THAT OCCUR WHILE ATTEMPTING THE NEW JERSEY HIGH. * * /\/\/\/\/\/\ * * \/\/\/\/\/\/ * OKAY THEN AS LONG AS YOU AGREE TO ALL THE BULLSHIT IN THE PARAGRAPH ABOVE, WE * ARE MAKING PROGRESS. OK FIRST YOU TAKE THE PERSON YOU ARE PERFORMING THIS TO AND* YOU MAKE THEM ON THEIR TOES, YET IN A CROUCHING POSITION (USUALLY WITH THEIR * HEAD LEANING ON SOMETHING LIKE A COUCH). NOW YOU ASK THEM TO CROSS THEIR CHEST * WITH THEIR ARMS AND ASK THEM TO SLOWLY (WORKS BEST IF THEY DO IT AS SLOW AS * POSSIBLE) INHALE AND KEEP THE OXYGEN IN THEIR LUNGS FOR ABOUT 5 SECONDS PER TIME* THEN EXHALE. THEY DO THIS ABOUT 7-10 TIMES (10 FOR BEST RESULTS) THEN THEY TAKE * 1 LAST BREATH THEN STAND ON THE TIP OF THEIR TOES WITH THEIR BACK AS STRAIGHT AS* POSSIBLE. NOW YOU BEAR HUG THEIR CHEST (WHERE THEIR ARMS ARE CROSSED) AND ASK * THEM TO SLOWLY EXHALE. MUAHAHAHAH!! THEY JUST FAINTED. SLOWLY LIE THEM ON THE * COUCH OR FLOOR. CAUTION: WHEN YOU GET THEM MAKE SURE YOU SECURE THEIR HEAD CAUSE* WHEN YOU PUT THEIR HEAD ON THE FLOOR SOMETIMES IT HITS A LITTLE HARD AND THEY * WAKE UP WITH A MAD HEADACHE. THEY USUALLY WAKE UP FROM ABOUT 20 SECS TO ABOUT A * MINUTE (FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN). LATER. * ** -ABSTRACTED * ********************************************************************************* *************************************[END]*************************************** *********************************************************************************